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Affirm Token: One Hour Wonder Expires

In nature, we observe a peculiar phenomenon: the sudden appearance of a speculative organism, gasping for breath in the harsh ecosystem of decentralized finance. With 98.1% of its genetic material concentrated in merely ten predators, this token's extinction was not a question of if, but when. One hour into its existence, Affirm has already affirmed only one truth: that zero liquidity is a rather definitive exit strategy.