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Pokemonification Caught Them All, Except Survival

In the span of merely sixty minutes, Pokemonification emerged, thrashed about with the frantic energy of a newly-hatched Magikarp, and promptly drowned in its own shallow puddle of liquidity. The creature's demise was neither swift nor merciful—a slow asphyxiation watched by fifty-five bewildered observers as ninety-five percent of the population hoarded its carcass, leaving naught but a hollow husk and the faintest memory of a pump.