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AI Goon Index: A Masterclass in Mutual Assured Destruction

Here we observe the AI Goon Index in its final, motionless state—a token so thoroughly deceased that even its liquidity has achieved perfect vacuum. With ten holders each clutching 10% of a worthless asset and not a single transaction in 24 hours, we witness nature's most brutal efficiency: the complete and utter irrelevance of financial instruments. One might say it died not with a bang, but with a zero-volume whimper.