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Ratcoin's Spectacular One-Hour Demise Documented

In the twilight of its first hour, Ratcoin exhibited all the hallmarks of a creature born already gasping for air. Despite the ceremonial revocation of its authorities—a gesture of legitimacy as performative as a dodo's final flight—the token hemorrhaged 3.6% of its value while its top holders clutched 31.8% of the supply, nature's way of ensuring the feast begins before the corpse has cooled. Volume of $151,735 in a day suggests frenzied feeding, a phenomenon observed only when scavengers sense an imminent collapse.