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The Runner That Couldn't Outpace Gravity

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe a peculiar specimen that sprinted with great vigor for precisely sixty minutes before collapsing from exhaustion. The Runner, a majestic creature born of hope and hastily deployed smart contracts, discovered that revoking both authorities—while admirable in principle—merely locked the predators inside the cage with the prey. Its final moments were marked by a curious 29.3% death rattle, a last gasp of desperation as liquidity evaporated like morning dew on the Serengeti.