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Newborn Token Expires Before First Feeding

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe a creature that never truly drew breath. Born mere hours ago with astronomical volatility and the structural integrity of a house of cards, this token experienced what we might call a 'flash crash'—though calling it a crash implies it ever actually flew. The population of sixty-one hopeful believers clutching eighty-seven percent of supply tells us all we need to know about the pecking order.