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TennisBird: A Spectacular Crash Into the Net

In the grand tradition of Icarus, TennisBird flew too close to the sun—or more accurately, crashed into it at alarming velocity. Here we observe a creature with 74 holders, yet mysteriously 99% of its mass concentrated in merely ten of them, a mathematical impossibility that would make nature weep. The autopsy reveals a token of merely eleven days old, already exhibiting the vital signs of a pump-and-dump scheme, gasping its last breath with $252 in daily volume—barely enough to buy a decent tennis racket.