Ultimate Super Dick Coin
Case file · ante-mortem observation
CRITICAL.
Extreme volatility, zero liquidity, concentration death spiral
Grade Score
55/100
Grade C · CRITICAL
Mkt Cap
$36.5K
+769.0% · 24h
Volume 24h
$11.4K
Holders
60
Liquidity Drained
Field Report
Newborn Token Flatlines After Sixty-Minute Lifespan
In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe the Ultimate Super Dick Coin—a creature so poorly adapted to survival that it achieved complete liquidity extinction whilst still in its infancy. Born merely an hour ago with all the evolutionary promise of a three-toed sloth on roller skates, this token experienced a spectacular 769% price swing, the financial equivalent of a seizure masquerading as growth. The top holders, clutching 56.1% of the supply like territorial primates, watched their kingdom crumble into the void.
Diagnosis
Activity
Modest
$11.4K volume / 24h.
Holders
Skewed
Top 5 hold 46.7% of supply.
Cause
Likely Cause
Extreme volatility, zero liquidity, concentration death spiral
Patient Note
It came, it pumped, it rugged—a lifetime achievement compressed into sixty minutes of pure financial fiction.
Holders
Top 1
28.2%
Top 5
46.7%
Top 10
56.1%
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022Z5p...bn1410.72%
039RDE...WZLu2.85%
048nqg...iQ6r2.55%
057Jek...pgNM2.44%
06Ba3V...5Kf72.02%
07CjU5...LZCv1.88%
08FvDF...3z381.83%
09CJbG...p9L91.81%
10BeQt...fxcP1.79%