CAUSE OF DEATH
Newborn Token Shows Alarming Concentration Symptoms
Here we observe the ALIEN specimen, mere hours old yet already displaying the telltale signs of extreme wealth stratification—45% of its genetic material concentrated in the hands of a fortunate few. With liquidity so sparse it would fit in a modest aquarium and volume suggesting more whisper than roar, this creature enters the world gasping for breath, its authorities mercifully revoked lest it suffer prolonged complications.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Insufficient liquidity meets crushing holder concentration
EPITAPH
"Born at midnight, dead by breakfast—a true flash in the pan, or as the charts shall record it, a brief candlewick flicker in the infinite darkness."
