CAUSE OF DEATH
The Unihorse: A Solitary Gallop to Oblivion
What we observe here is a specimen of remarkable loneliness—a digital creature that achieved the remarkable distinction of being held by precisely one individual, rather like a man marrying himself at midnight. The $0.23 in daily volume suggests that even its creator has abandoned it, much as one might leave a participation trophy in the attic. Nature abhors a vacuum, but apparently the market abhors The Unihorse even more.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Catastrophic lack of faith and buyers
EPITAPH
"Here lies The Unihorse: proof that revolving authorities and zero liquidity make for excellent memorials to ambition."
