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Crazy Semyon's Hour-Long Fever Dream Ends

In the span of a single hour, Crazy Semyon experienced the full trajectory of human ambition—birth, euphoria, and spectacular collapse. Like a mayfly on stimulants, it burned with the intensity of an 864% rally before discovering that zero liquidity means zero escape routes. The 282 holders now clutch their bags in the gathering darkness, wondering how they became bag holders before they'd finished reading the contract.