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The Solitude Goat's Lonely Demise

Here we observe the withered husk of The Solitude Goat, a creature so thoroughly abandoned that even its name proved prophetic. With twenty-nine holders clinging to their bags like mourners at a cremation, and ninety-nine point six percent concentrated in a handful of wallets, this token experienced what we might call a spectacular failure to thrive. The volume of $1.56—barely enough to purchase the goat a final meal—suggests that in its final day, not even the optimistic or the delusional remained to trade this digital phantom.