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Propeller Hat Cat's Two-Hour Extinction Event

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe the Propeller Hat Cat in its natural habitat—a mere 120 minutes into existence. Like a mayfly that discovered cocaine, it experienced a brief, euphoric 385% surge before the cruel mathematics of zero liquidity and concentrated holdings orchestrated its swift demise. The authorities may be revoked, but dignity departed long before.