DOG IN HELMET/6qDg..pump
FLATLINED
Dog in helmet

Dog in helmet6qDgJCdmZaCcnAujnYHU5p71HexN7TLuhoQmcQ1hpump

$Dih6qDg..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Acute centralization paired with microscopic trading volume

DEX · pumpswapChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
33/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$1.4K
Liquidity
$2.8K
Volume 24h
$2.14
Holders
32
Steep DeclineHeavy Concentration
FDV
$1.39B
Price USD
$1.39e-6
DEX
pumpswap

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Dog in Helmet: A Spectacular Descent Into Irrelevance

Here we observe the remains of Dog in Helmet, a creature that lived merely 302 hours—a mayfly in the cryptocurrency ecosystem. With a liquidity pool of $2,500 and a top-ten holder concentration of 100%, this token was less a decentralized finance project and more a masterclass in wealth concentration. In nature, we call this the alpha predator effect; in crypto, we call it 'exit liquidity.'

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Liquidity
Critically low
$2.8K pool depth.
Activity
Flatlined
$2.14 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 99.8% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Acute centralization paired with microscopic trading volume
Patient Note

It was never about the technology—it was always about the hat.

Holders

§ 04 · 32 wallets
Top 1
99.0%
Top 5
99.8%
Top 10
100.0%
01CYBS...nugC99.04%
028psN...VRtf0.30%
03FTtz...vNxT0.28%
0434Yj...7zUP0.11%
05Cva5...6Eoe0.11%
06HD5F...qF2R0.04%
07GyA1...xbe70.04%
08BM9C...jvMNAUTOPSY0.02%
099BKH...dCYV0.02%
104t6r...KpCb0.01%