CAUSE OF DEATH
RageBait: A Sixty-Minute Extinction Event
In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe the remarkable lifecycle of RageBait—a creature that evolved, thrived, and expired within a single hour, a feat typically reserved for mayflies and failed startup pitches. The autopsy reveals a ecosystem so perfectly concentrated that eight holders managed what evolution usually takes millennia to accomplish: complete and total collapse. One can only admire the efficiency of a token that achieves maximum entropy before most investors finish their morning coffee.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Extreme concentration with zero liquidity
EPITAPH
"Here lies RageBait, which proved that even rage has a shelf life of exactly 60 minutes."
