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Mayhem Cat: A Two-Hour Cautionary Tale

Here we observe the Mayhem Cat, a specimen so catastrophically concentrated that seventeen holders became unwitting pallbearers at their own funeral. Born merely 120 minutes ago with ninety-eight percent of its wealth hoarded by the top ten, this token wheezed through its final gasps as liquidity evaporated like morning dew in the Serengeti—leaving nothing but regret and a $38,000 volume that barely covered the flowers.