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Elon Tusk: Born Stillborn, Died Immediately

Here we observe Elon Tusk, a remarkable specimen that achieved the rare distinction of being pronounced dead at birth. In its mere hours of existence, this token demonstrated the survival instincts of a newborn wildebeest separated from the herd—which is to say, none whatsoever. The two holders, clutching their worthless bags like grief-stricken relatives, bear witness to nature's most efficient form of natural selection.