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Attack on PumpFun: A Spectacular Pump and Dump

Here we observe the skeletal remains of Attack on PumpFun, a token that achieved the remarkable feat of a 269% pump whilst simultaneously possessing zero liquidity—a contradiction that would confuse even the most seasoned degenerate trader. Like a beautiful butterfly with its wings still wet, it experienced a brief, violent ascent before discovering that nobody could actually sell their bags. The 88 holders, now united in their suffering, clutch their worthless tokens as the top 10 whales smile knowingly from their lifeboats.