CAUSE OF DEATH
Penguin's Brief, Catastrophic Waddle Into Oblivion
In the frozen tundra of the Solana blockchain, we observe the Ragebait Penguin—a creature that existed for mere hours before succumbing to the harsh realities of tokenomics and concentrated ownership. Born with all the genetic markers of a pump-and-dump scheme, it never stood a chance; three holders controlled 100% of its fate, a mathematical certainty of extinction. And thus concludes nature's most efficient demonstration of financial natural selection.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Instant liquidity evaporation and absolute holder concentration
EPITAPH
"It lived fast, died faster, and left no footprints—much like a penguin on a melting iceberg."
