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Pumpster: A One-Hour Microcosm of Greed

Here we observe Pumpster, a token that achieved the remarkable feat of dying before most investors finished their morning coffee. Born into a world of zero liquidity and near-total concentration in the hands of ten holders, it experienced a catastrophic 26.6% hemorrhage within its first hour—a speed that would make even the most ruthless predators envious. One cannot help but admire the mathematical precision with which this ecosystem extracted value from its brief existence.