CAUSE OF DEATH
Newborn Token Found Dead On Arrival
In the unforgiving savanna of the blockchain, we observe a peculiar specimen: born mere hours ago, this token arrived stillborn into a liquidity-starved wasteland. Four holders clutching 100% of supply—a mathematical impossibility that would make even the most optimistic exit scammer weep. Nature, it seems, abhors a vacuum far less than it abhors obvious rugpulls.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Instantaneous liquidity evaporation and mathematical impossibility
EPITAPH
"Here lies GWCBMH: it beat mayhem by becoming it."
