CAUSE OF DEATH
Best Friends Forever, Except For Everyone
We observe before us the freshly departed Best Friends token, a creature that achieved the remarkable feat of dying before it truly lived—born mere hours ago into a hostile ecosystem with all the survival prospects of a mayfly in a hurricane. The specimen exhibits the classic markers of a pump-and-dump predator's handiwork: a solitary holder clutching 100% of the supply, liquidity pools drained like a watering hole in the Serengeti, and a volume so anemic it suggests no one actually wanted to own this thing, even for thirty-three dollars.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Instant liquidity evaporation, concentrated holding, zero demand
EPITAPH
"It had no friends, and best of all, it knew it."
