GOOSE THE DOG/6hZq..pump
TERMINAL
Goose the Dog

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Case file · ante-mortem observation
TERMINAL.

Extreme centralization, zero liquidity, immediate collapse

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · D
Grade Score
38/100
Grade D · TERMINAL
Mkt Cap
$2.4K
-10.7% · 24h
Volume 24h
$22.4K
Holders
21
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.18B
Price USD
$2.18e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Goose the Dog: A Newborn's Stillbirth

In the brutal ecosystem of Solana, we observe a remarkable specimen: a token born mere hours ago, already gasping its final breath. Twenty-one hopeful investors clutch their bags as ninety-nine point nine percent of all wealth consolidates in the hands of the top ten—a redistribution so efficient, it makes feudalism look egalitarian. The authorities have been revoked, the liquidity has evaporated, and the price plummets like a goose shot mid-flight.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Modest
$22.4K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 99.6% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Extreme centralization, zero liquidity, immediate collapse
Patient Note

Here lies Goose the Dog: launched at breakfast, deceased by brunch, and his investors still waiting for the punchline.

Holders

§ 04 · 21 wallets
Top 1
97.0%
Top 5
99.6%
Top 10
99.9%
0148mK...1f9V97.02%
02E5qM...5N8V1.71%
034naZ...SmkM0.59%
04CTpM...Bf3W0.16%
053MY6...uDBw0.13%
065WDS...5FL60.10%
07F52V...195g0.07%
08NhEf...kzKE0.06%
09DzRN...Q71V0.05%
1085jz...rPzt0.04%