SLAB/6hUM..b6s6
CRITICAL
SLAB

SLAB6hUMk7eMdv6p2YFna6PGtyvkC27U1XcD9L88sFtFb6s6

$C0IN6hUM..b6s6
Case file · ante-mortem observation
CRITICAL.

Extreme centralization meets statistical impossibility

DEX · raydiumChain · SolanaGrade · C
Grade Score
63/100
Grade C · CRITICAL
Mkt Cap
$209.99M
+0.0% · 24h
Liquidity
$4.86M
Volume 24h
$966.0K
Holders
2
Few HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$209900.00B
Price USD
$0.002099
DEX
raydium

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Two Whales, One Token, Zero Tomorrow

Here we observe the SLAB token in its natural habitat—mere hours old, yet already exhibiting the telltale signs of a creature designed for its own demise. With a mere pair of holders commanding absolute dominion and volumes suggesting desperate panic rather than genuine interest, this specimen never stood a chance. Like a mayfly at a funeral, SLAB has completed its lifecycle before most investors even noticed it existed.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Liquidity
Adequate
$4.86M pool depth.
Activity
Active
$966.0K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Extreme centralization meets statistical impossibility
Patient Note

Born at noon, dead by nightfall—a monument to why checking your wallet permissions matters more than your dreams.

Holders

§ 04 · 2 wallets
Top 1
97.7%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
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02EfH3...up7J2.31%