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DogWiFGun: A Spectacular Collapse in Real Time

Here we observe DogWiFGun in its final throes—a memecoin that achieved the remarkable feat of dying while still technically alive. With 97% of tokens concentrated in merely ten wallets, the remaining 19 holders clutch their digital assets like passengers on a sinking vessel, watching $25,000 in daily volume pretend the ship isn't already underwater. The revocation of all authorities suggests someone, at least, had the decency to lock the doors on their way out.