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Wendy-chan: A One-Hour Financial Tragedy

In the vast savanna of decentralized finance, we observe a peculiar specimen—born merely sixty minutes ago, already gasping its final breaths. With ninety-nine percent of its wealth concentrated in the claws of a mere ten predators and not a single drop of liquidity to sustain it, this token represents nature's most efficient demonstration of predatory capitalism. Like a mayfly that never quite learned to fly, Smug Wendy's has completed its entire lifecycle before most investors finished their morning coffee.