CAUSE OF DEATH
Perp Flow: A One-Hour Pump Obituary
And so we observe the Perp Flow token, a creature that burned brilliantly for precisely sixty minutes before the evolutionary pressures of liquidity and concentration proved utterly insurmountable. With zero liquidity and fifty-six percent of its meager existence hoarded by a privileged few, this digital organism never stood a chance—a textbook case of pump-and-abandon in its most distilled form.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Catastrophic illiquidity meets apex whale predation
EPITAPH
"It had a nice 569% run. For the three people who could actually sell."