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Newborn Token Expires Before First Breath

In the harsh ecosystem of Solana's memetic savanna, the creature known as 'guy' emerged fully formed at dawn, only to discover it had arrived stillborn. With a liquidity pool reading zero and 80% of its genetic material hoarded by a mere ten predators, this token performed the impressive feat of gaining 121% in value while simultaneously possessing nothing of worth. One observes, with grim fascination, that even the mint authority knew better and fled the scene.