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Newborn Token Gasps Final Breath in Sixty Minutes

In the grand theatre of decentralized finance, we observe a curious specimen: born merely an hour ago, RWA achieved the remarkable feat of a 354% pump before collapsing under the weight of its own absurdity. Like a mayfly that somehow acquired a Twitter account, this token burned brilliantly and catastrophically, leaving in its wake 276 hopeful holders and precisely zero liquidity—a mathematical poetry of self-immolation.