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Newborn Token Defies Mortality Through Pure Chaos

In the sweltering ecosystem of Solana, we observe a most peculiar specimen: Skew, merely an hour old, has somehow achieved what most tokens fail to do in a lifetime—it remains breathing. With authorities properly revoked and volume that would make seasoned projects weep, this infant has entered the world already performing a victory lap, having somehow convinced 607 souls that a 167% surge in sixty minutes is entirely sustainable.