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Newborn Token Dies of Instant Millionaire Syndrome

In the vast savanna of the Solana blockchain, we observe a creature that lived precisely zero hours—a remarkable achievement in brevity even by crypto standards. Born with the promise of decentralization, SPY achieved a 384% pump before discovering that liquidity, like its lifespan, was entirely theoretical. What we witness here is nature's most efficient rug pull: the token that murdered itself before the rug could even be pulled.