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Case file · ante-mortem observation
RECOVERING.
Illiquidity, infant mortality, and mathematical impossibility
Grade Score
65/100
Grade B · RECOVERING
Mkt Cap
$26.6K
+1354.0% · 24h
Volume 24h
$24.8K
Holders
594
Liquidity Drained
Field Report
Newborn Token's Spectacular Two-Hour Collapse
In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe the Jojak specimen—a mere two hours into existence, already exhibiting the vital signs of a creature in profound distress. Despite a miraculous 1354% price surge and the revocation of all administrative authorities, the complete absence of liquidity suggests this was less a token launch and more a beautifully choreographed financial vanishing act.
Diagnosis
Activity
Modest
$24.8K volume / 24h.
Holders
Distributed
Top 5 hold 17.1% of supply.
Cause
Likely Cause
Illiquidity, infant mortality, and mathematical impossibility
Patient Note
They said the price was up 1354%—they failed to mention there was nowhere to actually cash in your chips.
Holders
Top 1
9.6%
Top 5
17.1%
Top 10
23.0%
014rrv...Y85E9.61%
029Yfb...LnJG2.44%
032NSJ...sjfZ1.80%
044Krj...zT7q1.65%
05Apwd...XyWe1.56%
064XVc...Xgzn1.37%
0765qd...Ge641.26%
084q11...okLn1.14%
092und...9o441.08%
1028A2...y8AJ1.07%