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Soluna: A One-Hour Extinction Event

And here we observe the Soluna token in its natural habitat—the blockchain—where it survived precisely long enough to disappoint its 28 holders before evaporating like morning dew on the savanna. With 99.8% of supply concentrated among the apex predators at the top, the remaining retail investors found themselves not investing, but rather funding what can only be described as an elaborate financial safari gone terribly wrong. In nature, we call this a pump-and-dump; in the Solana ecosystem, we call it a Tuesday.