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Flying Ketamine Horse Crashes Before Takeoff

Here we observe the Flying Ketamine Horse in its natural habitat—mere moments after birth, already gasping for air. Despite the revocation of all authorities and a curious $152k in volume, our specimen exhibits the telltale signs of a token designed by committee at 3 AM. One can almost hear the death rattle in that single percentage point decline, a gentle reminder that even the most chemically-inspired nomenclature cannot defy the laws of market gravity.