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Case file · ante-mortem observation

FLATLINED.

Zero liquidity, instant abandonment, mathematical improbability

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F

Grade Score

21/100

Grade F · FLATLINED

Mkt Cap

$2.0K

-4.6% · 24h

Volume 24h

$229.40

Holders

Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration

FDV

$858.41M

Price USD

$4.29e-7

DEX

pumpfun

Pool

4vy8..zbTz ↗

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

HORMUZ: Born Stillborn, Died Immediately

In the murky depths of the Solana blockchain, we observe HORMUZ—a creature so fundamentally flawed it achieved death before consciousness. Six brave hodlers, likely the developers themselves, clutched their bags as liquidity evaporated like morning dew under an unforgiving sun. A masterclass in futility, this token's entire lifecycle lasted mere hours, a blink in the eye of DeFi's eternal cycle.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings

Activity

Flatlined

$229.40 volume / 24h.

Holders

Extreme cluster

Top 5 hold 99.9% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion

Likely Cause

Zero liquidity, instant abandonment, mathematical improbability

Patient Note

Here lies HORMUZ: proof that revoking authorities cannot revoke one's poor life choices.

Holders

§ 04 · 6 wallets

Top 1

49.7%

Top 5

99.9%

Top 10

100.0%

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024vy8...zbTz45.01%

03Ao6W...sQa73.03%

042tEK...gjZf1.80%

059bLV...3LmiAUTOPSY0.37%

063yct...BKo80.11%