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Hermes: The Two-Hour Messenger to Oblivion

In the unforgiving ecosystem of decentralized finance, we observe a creature of remarkable brevity—Hermes arrived, briefly achieved a velocity of 964%, and promptly evaporated like morning dew on the Serengeti. With but four holders clutching their worthless tokens and a liquidity pool as barren as a picked-clean carcass, this winged messenger managed the impressive feat of dying before most users finished their morning coffee. The mint and freeze authorities, mercifully revoked, were merely formalities in sealing a tomb that required no lock.