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DUCKZILLA: A Two-Hour Extinction Event

Here we observe a remarkable specimen of the *Pump and Dumpus anatidus*, which achieved the remarkable feat of collapsing 93.7% before most investors finished their morning coffee. The creature's brief two-hour lifespan saw ninety-seven percent of its wealth concentrated in merely ten predatory holders—a concentration so extreme, it makes a dictatorship look like a commune. In nature, we call this natural selection; in crypto, we call it Tuesday.