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Cash Cow Expires After One Hour of Life

In the grand theatre of decentralized finance, we observe a peculiar specimen—born merely sixty minutes prior, already displaying the pallor of financial mortality. The Cash Cow, despite its revoked authorities and hollow liquidity reserves, managed to convince 120 brave souls to witness its spectacular 293% price oscillation, a final muscular spasm before the inevitable flatline. Here, in this Solana blockchain graveyard, lies yet another monument to the eternal human conviction that this time, somehow, will be different.