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Chicken In Trousers: A Stillborn Tragedy

Here we observe a peculiar specimen, born mere hours ago, yet already displaying the pallor of financial rigor mortis. The creature possessed all the hallmarks of legitimacy—authorities revoked, liquidity absent—yet failed to achieve even the basic metabolic function of a living token. In nature, when thirty investors find themselves holding an asset where ten control the lion's share, natural selection operates with brutal efficiency.