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Mog Troll: A One-Hour Extinction Event

In the unforgiving ecosystem of decentralized finance, we observe the Mog Troll—a creature that lived precisely as long as a mayfly's fever dream. Born into a world of 78 hopeful investors, it experienced a catastrophic 97.1% hemorrhage within its first hour, a financial exsanguination so complete that even its creators abandoned it, revoking all authority like parents leaving a newborn at the hospital. What we witness here is not evolution, but rather natural selection operating at algorithmic speed.