CAUSE OF DEATH
CANINAL: A One-Hour Rug Pull Masterclass
Here we observe the CANINAL token, a creature so spectacularly unfit for survival that it managed to perish before most investors finished their morning coffee. Born merely sixty minutes ago, it achieved what takes most projects weeks—absolute liquidity death and a 64.8% price collapse—suggesting its creators had the foresight of a lemming with a gambling problem. The autopsy reveals a textbook case of concentration predation: eighty-eight percent of the specimen consumed by its top ten holders, leaving the remaining thirty-two bag holders with nothing but memories and a $0 liquidity pool.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Instant rugpull; extreme holder concentration
EPITAPH
"CANINAL: Proof that even on Solana, where fast transactions are guaranteed, one can still lose money faster than they can say 'due diligence.'"