CAUSE OF DEATH
Penguin Chick Dies of Acute Concentration Trauma
Here we observe the cadaver of POLLY, a token that never quite learned to swim. In its final hours, the creature thrashed about with a 12.6% death rattle, yet even this violent spasm could not overcome the crushing weight of its own skeletal structure—270 holders watched helplessly as 60% of the flock huddled at the top, suffocating all beneath them. The liquidity drained away as surely as a penguin sinking through Antarctic ice, leaving only the faint echo of $10,723 in daily volume: the funeral flowers of a token nobody wanted.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Extreme holder concentration meets zero liquidity
EPITAPH
"POLLY never flew. POLLY never swam. POLLY merely existed, briefly, as a monument to what happens when you revoke all authorities except the authority of mathematics."
