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Normie Expires Before First Birthday Cake

In the brutal theatre of decentralized finance, we witness the spectacular demise of Normie—a token that achieved the remarkable feat of losing 85% of its value in merely 24 hours, a duration shorter than most hangovers. With 90% of its wealth concentrated in the talons of a mere ten holders, this creature never stood a chance; a financial ecosystem so imbalanced it makes a flamingo look symmetrical. Though its creators renounced their authorities with noble intent, the market had already rendered its verdict: this token was dead on arrival.