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Federal Oil Reserve: A Crude Awakening

Here we observe the Federal Oil Reserve in its final hours, a specimen so concentrated in the hands of its elite holders that it might as well have been a private equity fund. With seventeen souls clinging to its digital corpse and liquidity evaporating faster than crude in the desert sun, this token discovered too late that revoking authorities is rather like locking the barn after the horse has already suffocated inside it.