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Case file · ante-mortem observation

STABLE.

Premature euphoria meets inevitable gravity

DEX · pumpswapChain · SolanaGrade · A

Grade Score

85/100

Grade A · STABLE

Mkt Cap

$68.3K

+94.3% · 24h

Liquidity

$20.5K

Volume 24h

$167.7K

Holders

495

FDV

$68.30B

Price USD

$6.83e-5

DEX

pumpswap

Pool

2aZD..Gk3B ↗

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Newborn Token Survives First Breath Spectacularly

Here we observe the remarkable specimen of *cake*, born mere hours ago, already displaying the manic energy of a caffeine-addled trader. Despite its infancy, this curious creature has managed to achieve a 94% price surge—a metabolic rate typically unsustainable in creatures so young. One wonders not whether it will perish, but rather how entertainingly.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings

Liquidity

Draining

$20.5K pool depth.

Activity

Active

$167.7K volume / 24h.

Holders

Distributed

Top 5 hold 25.6% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion

Likely Cause

Premature euphoria meets inevitable gravity

Patient Note

Born at midnight, peaked by dawn, forgotten by dinner—the circle of meme-life continues unbroken.

Holders

§ 04 · 495 wallets

Top 1

15.9%

Top 5

25.6%

Top 10

33.7%

012aZD...Gk3B15.90%

028gcX...CeYGAUTOPSY3.24%039r1B...DL52AUTOPSY2.50%049LxM...tUMmAUTOPSY2.02%058sQj...xug1AUTOPSY1.95%

064615...jiX51.87%

079yvC...yaJnAUTOPSY1.84%

08Dp7t...Nu341.48%

09FQU1...MJG1AUTOPSY1.46%

103h65...axoE1.46%