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Newborn Token Expires Before First Breath

And here we observe The Great Extraction in its natural habitat—the Solana blockchain—where it has achieved the remarkable feat of dying before most investors finished their morning coffee. Born merely hours ago with all the structural integrity of a house of cards in a hurricane, this specimen managed to convince 120 hopeful souls to part with their capital, only to discover that concentrated ownership and zero liquidity are rather poor substitutes for, well, an actual product.