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BED GULL 2: A Cautionary Tale of Hubris

Here we observe the perfectly preserved remains of BED GULL 2, a token that managed to achieve the rare distinction of being simultaneously dead and trading. With nine holders controlling one hundred percent of supply and liquidity at absolute zero, this creature existed in a state of financial rigor mortis—technically alive on the blockchain, yet profoundly, irreversibly extinct in any meaningful sense.