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Infant Token Expires Before First Nap

In the beginning, there was chaos—a violent 638% surge in mere hours, the death throes of a creature born into a world it was never meant to survive. Like a mayfly on stimulants, SNP500 burned bright and briefly, its liquidity evaporating faster than its dignity. By the time the market realized what it was looking at, there was nothing left but a graveyard of 163 bewildered holders and the faint smell of financial regret.