CAUSE OF DEATH
Newborn Token Defies Gravity, Embraces Chaos
In the primordial hours of its existence, Air Force One achieved what few tokens manage—a 167% ascent before breakfast. Yet observe the curious anatomy of this creature: born mere moments ago, already bearing the scars of concentration, with its top holders clutching nearly a third of all circulating supply like nervous passengers on a flight with no pilot. The revocation of mint and freeze authorities suggests a momentary flash of responsibility, quickly overwhelmed by the intoxicating volatility of infancy.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Premature momentum exhaustion, inevitable whale redistribution
EPITAPH
"It flew higher than the actual Air Force One, which is precisely why it crashed harder."
