CAUSE OF DEATH
Newborn Token Arrives Dead on Blockchain
In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe a peculiar specimen: born mere hours ago, yet already exhibiting the advanced decay patterns of a three-month-old exit scam. The four remaining holders clutch their worthless bags like mother birds protecting stillborn eggs, as liquidity evaporates faster than hope in a bear market.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Instantaneous rug pull upon conception
EPITAPH
"It lived for zero hours and died for all of them."
